if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
softlokiwarmlokilittleballofsass:
in french today we were talking about celebrities that we admire and i said misha collins and nobody knew who i was talking about so my teacher googled him and put this photo up
and the whole class went quiet and from the back of the room we just heard this tiny ‘oh my god’
(Source: itsrainingmenjolras)
oh hi peter
awww you are a cutie
… peter?
PETER STAHP
PETER WHAT ARE U DOING
BUT PETER YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO GROW UP
BUT PETER
no fuck it i’m done
-Passes out and dies
(Source: itsafangirlsthing)
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
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tumblr user muttins has the right idea
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
Me: I feel so guilty after eating that
My nutritionist: Did you steal it?
Me: What? No…
My nutritionist: Did you kill someone so you could eat it?
Me: Um…no?
Me nutritionist: Then you have nothing to feel guilty about.
Rebloggin for all those lovely girls who need a little push towards feeling happier being healthy :)
omg this is awesomeee
I absolutely love this!
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
Best thing about living in the country is that that isn’t possible. My neighbours live about a kilometre away.
It’s the best thing until you’re in a horror movie.
